konkeydongcountry:

sreido:

where was this when I was small enough to fit in it

you say that like i’m not gonna just awkwardly squeeze myself into it

if it worked for bowser, it’ll work for me

black widow: the name of the rose; quotes

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marcobodt:

my brother went off to college 3 weeks ago and has not texted me at all until this

potterstargleewho:

pandaimamonster:

that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch:

pinknailpolishhh:

classylane:

half of tumblr can’t reblog this

lol.

I’m ashamed of half of tumblr then…

There should be way more notes on this.

crowdmoshing:

thishomolovespizza:

thatlesbiangirlll:

darthmoonmoon:

omgf the skunk

thishomolovespizza

Awwww I’m filled with cuteness :3 it hurts

AWW

unfortunatebassist:

thehomosexuals:

DO YOU SEE THIS. DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT. THREE DOLLARS. THREE DOLLARS FOR A GODDAMN FULLSIZE WEBKIN. WHEN I WAS A KID YOU COULDNT EVEN BUY A WEBKIN’S LEGS FOR THREE DOLLARS BUT NOW THEYRE JUST SELLING OFF THE FULLSIZE GODDAMN WEBKINZ IN MARSHALLS FOR THREE WHOLE AMERICAN DOLLARS. WHAT THE FUCK

*old man voice* back in my day, Webkinz were a whole 13 dollars. At least. Had to beg our parents something fierce to buy us one every now and then.

skypestripper:

he luh dis fat ass

image

hospitalstays:

image

school cum

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

the-fandoms-are-cool:

xvioletax:

Jackie Chan Adventures Ep 6

ONE MORE THING

this was the best cartoon ever

“I think sometimes we are reckless with our hearts the way we are with our lives. When we give them away, we give every piece. And if we do not get what we so desperately need, how do we live?” 

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babyslime:

cyprith:

basedgaben:

garconniere:

tothecabaret:

1930’s Teen Delinquents

i.e. life role models

I’m just gonna reblog this again because it’s one of my favorite pictures ever.

That girl in the chair seems like such a badass I bet she was the leader of the crew.

I want to write about these girls.

When I was a teenager my mother found my grandmother’s (her mother) school scrapbook. It included things like photos, notes, and a two page spread of every demerit she ever received over the course of her formal education. Each of them set aside with little tags like she was so fucking proud of them. They were all for things like, “Unladylike behavior” or, “Skirt too short” or, “refuses to listen to authority”. I loved that spread so much.